Nail Art

Why do some women think that a curled gnarly nail painted in garish colours and topped off with some glitter blobs is acceptable in civilised society because it isn’t.  These nails are usually attached to fat fingers on fat hands on a body like jabba the hut.  The time wasted on their grotesque talons would be better spent learning the calorific values of their favourite foods and making friends with Mr Lettuce and Mrs Cucumber.

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