Fascinators

Who invented fascinators?  They look completely ridiculous.  If you are going to a wedding and feel the need to look like a twat then go ahead, wear a fascinator.  However, if you would rather look formal and stylish then get a proper hat or just get a nice hair do.  When I see people wearing fascinators, I want to rip them off their stupid heads because fascinators are just hair clips with shit on and people who wear them are stupid.

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4 comments

  1. jeni lea · November 16, 2014

    I would like to remind you of yr dalliance with miniature hats… I think I may have photographic evidence too. 😉

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  2. laurajaneroche · November 16, 2014

    Are fascinators descended from the word fascinating? Because if they are, that is a breach of the Trade Description Act. They are the least fascinating things ever. They should be called shitinators.

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  3. sarahklemon · November 16, 2014

    Ha ha shitinators rocks!

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