Why do taps, showers and plughole covers have to be so complicated in fancy hotels? I need an instruction manual in order to work out how to use these devices which should be intuitive but because they aren’t I end up feeling and looking like a complete dunderhead. What is wrong with simple turning tap and plugs that are lumps with chains on? And I don’t like taps that have one spout and one turny thing for the hot AND the cold, these things blow my mind and don’t get me started on showers. If I find myself in a hotel that doesn’t have a bath, that only has a dreaded shower then I simply don’t wash. It is just too dangerous.