I was in the Tesco waiting for my turn to be served and idly passing the time by actively scrutinising the shopping of the morbidly obese couple in front of me. I nearly exploded with rage when I saw the battery eggs displayed proudly amongst their shopping items. Just who buys economy eggs these days? I thought they were illegal and if I was the Queen I would make morbidly obese people illegal at my earliest opportunity. What made me more annoyed was the bag of doughnuts that was also in their shopping. They could have done without the doughnuts and spent the money they’d saved on eggs from hens that don’t live in tiny cages. I was so angry that I stared at the back of their heads as they packed their shopping.