I was having the best time ever today as I was driving home from work. The sun was shining, Gardener’s Question Time was on and, for a special treat I wasn’t wearing my seatbelt. Everything was just great when I saw something that got me so annoyed that I nearly crashed into a crisp bag. A van pulled out in front of me causing me to break suddenly but this is not what made me angry. What made me angry was the writing on the side of the van. It said ‘JT Roofing – Specialists in all aspects of Roofing’. How can you be a specialist in everything? This is the opposite of what a specialist is. I was so annoyed that I put my seatbelt on and changed the radio to Radio One.